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I was clearing out my inbox and found this sarcastic list of fictional praise song collections I came up with as a smart-ass answer to a question from a colleague. If any of these titles show up in the years to come, I better get some royalties.
- Love Songs in the Key of Jesus
- Jesus is My Boyfriend
- Revelation: My Boyfriend’s Back and There’s Gonna Be Some Trouble
- Jesus, Bloody Jesus
- The Very Best of Jesus, Bloody Jesus
- The Very Bloodiest of Jesus, Bloody Jesus
- God is a Man, And Don’t You Forget It
- My God Can Kick Your God’s Ass
You could write a song and possibly submit it to the people putting together the new PCUSA hymnal. It might be just what they are looking for…